SLightly OverWeight Boy\'s Poem

Well.. there are Fit Boys and then there are Fat boys. and then there is the worst awkward category of all - the SlOw Boys that is Sl[ightly] Ow[overweight] boys.

This is a poem for all my SlOw friends. Enjoy! :)

I am not Fit

Neither am I fat

In the world of either classy SUVs or huge trucks

I am just an awkward green colored Fiat!

Nor am I so uncaring

that I would say, ' F** It.. I am already big, give me a Big Mac with cheese and fries,

Nor am I so hopeless to say

' Give me a butter naan, sweat it out all in the gym in no time, I can!"

Neither am I a 32 Inches guy to buy

Actual good shaped levis and flaunt the bod that I got

Nor am I huge enough to say

"I got the 38 inches one in discount, so what!"

Neither do I come in the category

which says, 'God gave us 40 pounds more as we can manage the extra stuff well'

Nor am I the happier one with

'Not a pound more than needed, ain't that swell!'

I am not that ignord by ladies all together you know..

They just think, yes, I do touch the mark

a better specimen arrives in the room and there they go

as fast as, to grab the red meat swims a horny shark!

Over all its a good life, I do get best of both the worlds

but God please do take care next time

It's not at all fair to give a boy, a bottle of tequila to enjoy

and next day chuckle in delight at his bloody hangover and say "I also gave you a lot of lime!"