SLightly OverWeight Boy’s Poem

Well.. there are Fit Boys and then there are Fat boys. and then there is the worst awkward category of all – the SlOw Boys that is Sl[ightly] Ow[overweight] boys.

This is a poem for all my SlOw friends. Enjoy! 🙂

I am not Fit
Neither am I fat
In the world of either classy SUVs or huge trucks
I am just an awkward green colored Fiat!

Nor am I so uncaring
that I would say, ‘ F** It.. I am already big, give me a Big Mac with cheese and fries,
Nor am I so hopeless to say
‘ Give me a butter naan, sweat it out all in the gym in no time, I can!”

Neither am I a 32 Inches guy to buy
Actual good shaped levis and flaunt the bod that I got
Nor am I huge enough to say
“I got the 38 inches one in discount, so what!”

Neither do I come in the category
which says, ‘God gave us 40 pounds more as we can manage the extra stuff well’
Nor am I the happier one with
‘Not a pound more than needed, ain’t that swell!’

I am not that ignord by ladies all together you know..
They just think, yes, I do touch the mark
a better specimen arrives in the room and there they go
as fast as, to grab the red meat swims a horny shark!

Over all its a good life, I do get best of both the worlds
but God please do take care next time
It’s not at all fair to give a boy, a bottle of tequila to enjoy
and next day chuckle in delight at his bloody hangover and say “I also gave you a lot of lime!”